Call me Peacock! This here's my swanky ask blog!

Ya got some kinda beef with me? Sure, I mighta drowned your goldfish or somethin'. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Well? Spit it out or get lost!


I logged in out of curiosity and

how did I gain followers? This blog’s been six feet under for a pretty damn long time!

Moreover, how did I get to exactly 1337 followers? What in the heckie?

Now I understand why they kept puttin’ the word “terrifying” in my profile…

Minty fresh!

Also good for cleanin’ those pesky stains off yer arms and lackeys!

…They get together and do… stuff…

Yeah, nobody tells me bout it coz I’m “young an’ impressionable”.

Anonymous asked
As a ad on for the anon with the 'repressed female side' thing, first off, Peacocks are male, the gender neutral term for a peacock is a 'peafowl' and the female term is peahen, with that, lies an example to my comment, Peacocks are a lot more known and flashy then their dull brown female counterparts and I would think our lovely Miss Peacock is quite flashy herself so it fits.

Yup! Just coz I’m named after a boy thing don’t mean I ain’t a girl, there’s more to it than that! I ain’t no frump, that’s for sure. Loud and proud!

Also, the Doc told me my Argus Parasite’s named after some legend involving the peacock, too.

And… when I break out my Argus Agony move, I guess I kinda look like one, what with the laser head an’ the shape of the eyes array an’ all. I’m Peacock through and through!

tx2tumbln asked
Avery seems to be your only Female sidekick and your own robot parts are based on a male Peacock. Are you repressing your feminine side, or do you just not see enough positive female role models?

I think Avery himself has something to say about that first part!

As for the rest… what, are dresses and Annie not girly enough for ya?

Sure it looks weird, but they’re way useful. Function over fashion, as they say! Forget pockets— if I need ta put stuff away, bam! Portal! And don’t even get me started on teleporting!

Anonymous asked
Tell the truth, have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve gotta be kidding me!

I been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can ya really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess’s that when one really been far even as decided once ta use even go want, it’s then that he’s really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

It’s just common sense, dummy!